You Might be a Redneck if.....

You might be a redneck if your wife's earrings double as fishing lures.
                                -Jeff Foxworthy
My dad told me this joke some time ago. I thought it was completely HILARIOUS!!!

So one Christmas he made me fishing lure earrings. He just took off the hook and put on an earring thing. I have poppers, rooster tails and these!! =]

I am pretty much survivor woman... if I get stranded somewhere, I can go fishing and have food... lol

Yay fishing lure earrings.

Peace out and happy fishing...??? 

(I want to actually go fishing now)